Kerri: "Why do they call it Good Friday when something bad happened (during Easter)?"
Daddy: "Because it was a good Friday for the Romans?"
Kerri: "Well it was certainly a bad Friday for Jesus."
(While trying on her new pirate clothes):
Kerri: "Why do I have to wear these pants called bloomers under my dress?"
Mommy: "Because back in the day they did not wear panties, the bloomers were the panties, I think."
Kerri: "Do you mean Tia doesn't wear panties under her bloomers?!"
Mommy: "I am pretty sure Tia wears panties under her bloomers."
Kerri: "Oh good, because that would be awkward."
Kerri: "I farted under my pirate dress!"
Mommy: "Oh Kerri, that is pretty stinky smelling."
Kerri: "I am just getting into character, I needed some pirate perfume!"
Life with Kerri is never boring.