The secret project is done and, after some cussing and sweating from my other half, has been hauled into the living room.
See the chair? I picked it up at a consignment shop for $6 and then painted it. There's just one wee little problem. It doesn't actually fit under the vanity. Doh! So yeah, I'm hanging up my paintbrush for a while as I don't think I'm cut out for this sort of thing.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!