- Just so we understand one anther Reality is merely my idea of how things should be.
- When I ask for your advice I'm merely looking for an accomplice. I don't need you to correct what I've said, just confirm.. kapesh?
- I'll do the talking---you listen. no it's not negotiable.
- I'm thinking... interpretation--- the answer is always NO.
- Just remember "I can see you at all times, don't embarrass me".
- Team effort-- do what I say.
- This is not a part I had to audition for.....I ain't acting
- I do not make mistakes... I like to refer to it as "experience.
- Don't judge me. I'm your mother.
- No need to look it up.. ask your father I know everything!
- The minority is always right. I'm the minority......
- Take your clothes off, no not you dear....er, well not now at least...
Rules to live by--mommies rules
Everyone has a story and this is life 101 in our home or I like to call it keeping mommy happy....