Top 11 (idiotic) question I get asked.......
- How old are you? Who me, or the girls? No, I'm not their grandmother. They're 22 months old. I'm much older. Thank you for pointing that out.....jackass
- They look just like you. What? Are you kidding? jackass.
- No, they don't look like their father either. Oh, you mean their biological father. I assume they do.
- How much did they cost? This is where I give the blank stare .
- No, they do not just "spit" them out. jackass.
- How much do you make? I wish more....***wink***** wink*****
- Yes, they speak English( I get this one lot!). AND yes they do understand me!
- Twins? Yes they are. No two girls. Yes, I'm sure. Really.
- How do you tell them apart?????
- Why didn't you have your own children? ?????? What?
- They must be a lot of work. Ha, are you kidding? I'll have a vino please. Make it the bottle. Where are my pill....