He has soulful brown eyes. He is totally devoted to me and follows me wherever I go, listening with rapt attention to whatever I say. He gets jealous when I try to kiss others. I think it's time I introduced you to my new man: Benny.
The only other stumbling block in our relationship: his steadfast refusal to seek gainful employment. It's okay, though. I'll get a second job if I have to so that we can be together. He is staying with me until he proposes or gets adopted, whichever comes first.
Our love cannot be denied.