What color are you?

Conversation in our house has been colorful of late especially in light of the upcoming election. As you can imagine it's all we talk about 24/7. But, tonight at dinner the conversation took a different turn. See for yourself.

Abbey: "Mommy, look at me, I'm green". Laughing at her funny.

Me: "You are"? Thinking, sure...she can be whatever she wants.....

Abbey: "Yeah, and you're red". Laughing harder.

Me: "I am?? Are yoooooou sure"? Thinking to myself, where are we going with this.....

Abbey: "Yeah, and Mai's yellow"!

Daddy: "Umm, that's racist"..... trying not to laugh.....