Kerri: "I farted."
Mommy: "OK, thanks for telling me."
Kerri: "It really smells."
Mommy: "Umm, OK thanks for telling me."
Kerri: "Well I don't poop roses!"
Mommy: "Kerri! I don't need to know every thing."
Kerri: "Well, I am not a plant you know."
Life with Kerri is going to buy some room freshener.