Kerri: "Mom, can you leave the fireplace channel on the TV for Christmas so Santa can get in? But make sure to turn down the fire on the TV so he does not burn his bum. I bet Santa burns his bum a lot."
Mommy: "(speechless!)" Nods.
Kerri: "You don't have to worry about the Chanukah fairy though. She is way thinner than Santa and can slip in through the cracks under the door."
Mommy: (laughs out loud) "OK!"
Life with Kerri is original.