Today is our ten year wedding anniversary. So to celebrate, Daddy took Kerri and I to our favorite sushi restaurant. While in the restroom, Kerri was washing her hands when she saw a paramedic come out of a stall. Kerri said: "What are the police doing here?", and before I could answer, the paramedic said: "I am not the police, but if you call 911, I answer your call."
Astonished, Kerri looked at me and said: "Wow, what fast service! Someone must have called 911 from the bathroom!"
The look on the paramedic's face was priceless.
Life with Kerri keeps me in stitches.