Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.....
welcome to my world. :)
Abbey: "Mom ----eeeeeee"
Me: "Yea, Abbey"
Abbey: "I gotta poo-poo"
Me: "OK, tell me when you're done "
Funny I didn't think anything of the laughing and giggling coming from the loo. I should have known....
Abbey: " Mom-meeee I'm done. Come wipe my butt".
Me: "Cooooomingggg"... peeking my head in..I started to laugh.
Abbey: "Look mom, I pooped"
Katie: "Me too"!
Me: "Together? Great...."?
Abbey: "Yeah".....
Katie: "Uh-huh" head bobbing....
Now, if they'd just learn to wipe one anothers butts! They must really love one another to take a dump with the other one sharing the 
throne"....
throne"....