Don't Tell Anyone...
We were watching (me) the telly this evening.... more importantly American Idol. I was doing what I do so well, commentating, (on everything...hair, clothes, signing..etc. etc.) when I had to comment on Chris's shoes. Had to.
Me: "Those shoes do not match his outfit".
Jeff: Blank stare and total silence.
Me: "Well, what do you think"? "And who do you think is going to win"? "Who's your fav"?
Jeff: "I don't have a favorite, and I can't believe you just said outfit".
Me: "You don't"?
Jeff: "No. I don't want anyone knowing that I watch the show".
Me: "Is outfit not cool"?
Jeff: "No".
Me: "Are you saying I'm not cool"?
Jeff: "Yes".
And I thought I had it all going on. ha ha. My poor girls. Their mommy is so not cool.......